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When you tie up your girl, then have your way with her. An once you finish, you say “I’m The Batman” an disappear into the night.
You made it out for drinks!
How did you get away from the wife tonight?
I pulled the The Batman on her.
Babe! Where did you go last night!!?
You left me tied up and the cops showed up.
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Batman is quite possibly the greatest superhero ever created.
Batman is a great superhero because he has no lame superpowers like Superman or Spider-Man. Instead Batman is just a rich guy in a cool costume.
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to very slyly sneak away from a situation or people because they/it are boring, stupid, annoying, slappable or also just because you wanna do your own thing. Similar to what Batman does to Commissioner Gordon on the daily
Some guy: "Dude that sounds awesome, cant wait for that stripper foam neon Jersey Shore party! Nathan can you wait for the....where did he just go, wasn't he just here?"
Not Nathan: "You know he loves to batman his way out of here when he wants to play piano. Thing of beauty really"
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The act of taking someone out to the movies, and walking through an alley, and shooting them.
Mark "What happened last night man"
Jacob "Man I went batmanning with a girl"
Mark" What the fuck dude?!?!"
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1. Normal ordinary man, originally the best super hero with no super powers, but can still fight crime and beat supervillians with just his fist and gadgets (i.e. shark repellant, suction boots etc.)
If a normal guy joined the justice league, Batman says, "He can't join, he doesn't have any super powers!!" Then superman would say to him, "Doesn't he Batman? Doesn't He? No Super Powers??"
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A grown man who still runs around in a cape throwing things and playing hide and seek with a clown.
Joker: grow up batman.
Batman: at least I stopped using my moms makeup, wait I can't.
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