Bato Brawl

"Bato" is a slang abbreviation of the word Batehaven. A Bato Brawl is a fight, commonly seen in movies, where the participants engage in a physically agressive fight on their front lawn. The action is usually partaken by neighbours or residents of a common street, most frequently those of "ghetto" or "slum" description. The argument is often triggered by one or more of the participants sleeping with the other's significant other, theft of lawn furniture or simply general inebriation. More often than not, the participants are female, with heavy whoreish make up and bleached hair. Modern day science is yet to conclude whether the bleach has an role in the madness.

That whore stole my man! I'mma treat her to a Bato Brawl!!!

Batoing

Babbling on about what so funny about a joke well after the joke has been told and every one stops laughing

You see the joke is funny because...

Hey stop batoing the joke!