batters

Also spellt as 'batterz'.

Slang frequently used by 'chavs' ostensibly to mean homosexual. Based on the word 'batty' with the same meaning. However the word usually does not actually refer to the person in question actually being gay, more that they are annoying.

"Hey Kev ya piss midget, you facked my bird Shazza. You must be batters innit."

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battered

being very very extremely drunk

- Where are my shoes? I need more drink. I think I might be battered. Oh look I've fallen over. Where's this bra come from?

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battered

like owned but for use in the real world

guy 1 whacks guy 2 around the head with a rolled up piece of paper)

guy 3: ha! battered

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on the batter

Irish slang for going on a big drinking session.

"Jesus, I'm wrecked. We were on the batter last night"

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batter on

In Ireland, the term means to "head off" or "leave." It can refer to leaving anywhere at all.

"Right lads, I'm gonna batter on here now"

"Alright, cya later."

hey, batter batter

This is something you yell if you're playing baseball, and you're on the sidelines, trying to distract the batter so he'll screw up.

Hey, batter batter!

Hey, batta batta!

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battered

To be highly insulted. Usually so insulted that the victim is left speechless. Similar to owned. Often used with served.

Guy 1: Yo mamma so dumb she bought a solar powered flash-light!

Guy 2: You got battered like a cod!

Guy 3: *angryface*

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