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The male version of a cameltoe. Basically the same thing as a moose knuckle.
Damn, that man's bears claw is big.
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Smearing shit under the toilet seat, so when someone has to take a piss and lift the seat, they get shit all over their hands. As a result, they lift their hand up towards their face with fingers spread apart and release a huge growl of shock and anger.
Jim’s wife was so pissed after finding out she sat on the toilet seat that he buck-shotted. In her moment of rage, she decided to retaliate with a bear claw.
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When two dudes are giving a chick DP (double penetration) and the guy on top pulls out and blows his load on the bottom dude's yambag. The wrinkled sack with glazing resembles a "bear claw" pastry.
We were banging this hooker and I gave him a bear claw. Bear claaaaaaaaaaaaw.
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the implication that when a person eats a bear claw they are in fact a nasty (skanky) ass hoe.
Ellyn: "Ewwwww is Raven eating a BEAR CLAW?"
Karyn: "Duh she's NASTY ass hoe"
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Wheny you put four fingers in the pussy and your thumb in the ass hole.
Damn that bitch was surpised when i gave her the bear claw.
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When you run out of lube and have to use feces for masturbation .The look of the fecal matter in your hand and genitalia reminds you of the pastry ..
I was camping for 2 weeks no water no nothing but I needed to cum so I had a bear claw . Im so fascinated with shit that I do bear claws all the time..
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The remnants of what is left in the toilet bowl after flushing a large semi solid dump. the streaking pattern is said to resemble the slash of a bear claw.
yo dude..make sure you double flush after eating nachos as you left a mean bear claw in there.
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