shit bear

A real friend that talks a lot of shit but comforts you and gives you nice, warm bear hugs when you need them.

Jay: im so sad right now
Dre: awww thats okay, shit bear will give you a hug

end up as bear shit

when you do something with or around a bear that will result in you getting eaten by the bear.

johny tries to walk near a bear
dan: if you do that you'll end up as bear shit