When you get a hand job while your dick is in a tub of popcorn at the movies.
βPut your Dick in the popcorn. I wanna give you a butter beat offβ
132π 8π
The result of masturbation to the extent that one is found lying naked on their backs, flaccid penis in hand with partially soiled receptacle (sock, tissue, tp, navel, etc.).
Dude, don't walk into Matt's room, I just walked in and found him in a beat off coma and he looks like he saw a spooky ghost.
18π 1π
When you masturbate repeatedly to pictures of the same woman, whether on Facebook or elsewhere, you have a beat off wife.
Greg: You see the new Demi Lovato pics?
Maurice: Yeah man, you gonna make her your beat off wife?
40π 4π
This term is used to describe that you're college roommate won't be in the room for a while which means you have plenty of time to rub one out. Usually these words are yelled out.
My roommate went home for the weekend so it's going to be BEAT OFF CITY in this piece!
19π 1π
Used to reference a person jacking off a guy through a hole under a bucket of popcorn at a movie theater.
Girl: What size popcorn should I get?
Guy: Large. Youβre about to give me a butter beat off.
38π 5π
a action preformed by a bachelor while cooking breakfast. a man beats off while cooking breakfast of ether eggs, sausage, or bacon. (no pancakes, or waffles)
Hey Miles! why didn't you come out to the family breakfast this morning?
Well a hott girl texted me when I rolled out of bed this morning so I had a beat off breakfast on the foreman.
Upon climax, the reflex of having a person pop in to your head that would normally disgust you. This includes absolutely anyone; pets, relatives, or even public figures.
I was beating off last night and had a case of beat off tourettes. Right before I came, Al Sharpton popped into my head!