bed is an acronym for be dominated
In BDSM play when retiring for the night, and heading for bed, the husband
(a top) should point his finger at his wife (a sub) and say in a stern manner "bed"
To be not only sitting on your bed, but to actually be horizontal and under the covers, prepared for sleep.
"I know you're sitting on your bed, but are you in bed bed bed?"
when you think "no", "I'm going to bed"
This can also be related to sleeping with someone, usually as a woman due to the object-like reference to it
Mate : You out tonight?
You: Nah I'm bedding it
OR
Mate: You out tonight?
You: Nah I'm bedding it
Phrase used after reading a fortune cookie. Helpful when wanting to get laid.
"You have very good skills and exceptional talents" in bed.
A place to get laid in. See also car, shower, couch, art museum, etc.
I fucked her all night in bed!