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A special breed of stoner that only smokes before bedtime.
Joseph only ever wants to smoke late at night, I think he might be a bedtime stoner.
A bedtime pal is someone close to you who sleeps alongside you. This person will typically spend a night with you and make you laugh, smile and maybe even burn your arm on a radiator. However it all works out when they kiss and hug you in the morning. Bedtime pals can typically become acquainted after a night out on the town.
Girl: I miss my bedtime pal even though he squished me, told me my kisses were awful and burnt my arm on a radiator.
Boy: we can be bedtime pals again soon!
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When someone masturbates before they fall asleep to help them sleep.
Tonight will be an awesome bedtime
A person who is really strict about when you should go to bed / wake up.
Man, Joe was really a bedtime nazi this morning. Made me wake up at 6 AM.
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If you do not have a phone or a magazine to help you masturbate, a Bedtime Hero is the person you think about in order to become sexually aroused.
Ex. "Damn man Kat Upton is my Bedtime Hero!"
Ex. "Damn man Kate Upton is my Bedtime Hero!"
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Definition 1: Sex, booty, action, lovin', smoochy smooch, at bedtime.
Definition 2: Chocolate when that's all you can get.
"Hot chocolate is bedtime sugar for when you're not gonna get any bedtime sugar"
drinking and having sexual intercourse at the same time
I had some bedtime beer with Manders' mom under the sheets last night.;)
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