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One somebody experiences the following morning after he/she has been drinking all night.
The bathroom has been quarantined due to a massive outbreak of the beer shits.
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what one gets from drinking (1) lonestar beer.
damn i got lonestar syndrome! (beershits)
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when one needs to deficate (shit) while drinking alcohol. most commonly occuring towards the beginning or end of drinking.
i'll be right back i have the beer shits
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After some heavy drinking on a saturday night, you wake up on sunday to realise that you dont have the beer shits and smugly think youve beaten them this time but as monday morning arrives, you feel the unmistakeable gurgle in your gut and need to find the nearest toilet. this can make you late for work and/or spend half your day in work and end up getting some dirty looks off your collegues as you make several trips to the toilet in a considerably short period of time.
oh god, need to find a toilet quick. Delayed beer shits from saturday! See beer shits
when yur fucking a girl in the ass so hard that she shits herself when shes all waaaasted
"what's up you little filthy whore?... wanna get fucked in the butt?"
"yeahhh gimme doze beer shits der pal"
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A night of drinking + Taco Bell + the next afternoon = Taco-beer shits
dude I had the worst taco-beer shits today
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verb
to bring left over, warm or incredibly inexpensive beer to a party with no intention of drinking them, then leaving those beers in the host's cooler/fridge and drinking from the keg, or pulling other people expensive beers from the cooler/fridge all night.
shit-beer(ed) past tense
Ted: Had a good time at the party on Saturday. How was the clean-up on Sunday?
Fred: Not too bad, no one puked. But, Dom shit-beered me again. I found four warm Southpaw Lights in my cooler this morning.
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