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When a male is being ridden by a female and the male cums first. The female gets so angry that she pins the male down and shakes the semen out of her vagina onto the males chest. It is named so because it looks like a St. Bernard is slobbering all over the males chest when it happens.
Andy: So how did it go last night man?
Billy: Not so good, I came first and she gave me The Beethoven
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When cumming in a girl's ear while she's sleeping and it hardens, and she wakes up and she thinks she's deaf.
I totally beethovened this girl after she passed out last night.
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Most importantly, he was an emo boy. Secondly, he wrote many a badass work, being a BAMF most of his life and all. His emo-boy-est work is the "Moonlight" sonata.
Dude, Arthur's being an emo boy again and playing Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata for his fine, bisexual girlfriend.
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noun, plural; slices of bread with meat gravy on them.
terry- hey, look at those slices of bread with meat gravy on them.
jerry- oh yeah, they're called beethovens my friend.
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When you jizz in a girl's ear and then make her play piano.
Adam: Last night I did a Beethoven on a girl.
Harry: How did she play?
Adam: Horrible, almost as bad as Beethoven.
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The Beethoven is where a guy is about to bust on a girls face but then slaps her in the face and while her head is turned he busts in her ear.
Wolfgang: Hey Luddy, what did you last night?
Ludwig: Dude, I totally gave Olga the Beethoven last night. She lost all of her hearing in her left ear!
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