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Beli Manastir is the worst possible place on earth. It's full of Gypsies and crackheads.
Person 1: I think I'll go to high school in Beli Manastir.
Person 2: bro? Seriously? You know that's wack. If you don't want to get robbed go to Osijek.
A badger that is lying on the ground, minding it's own business, wearing a beekeeper suit, when suddenly someone picks it up and flings it at another person.
A belying badger is the opposite of a flying monkey.
I was minding my own business...When suddenly, a belying badger hit me upside the head.