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Ben Affleck

1. An American actor and filmmaker of unparalleled talent, known for such classic films as Phantoms, Forces of Nature, Reindeer Games, Bounce, Gigli, and Surviving Christmas.

2. A man so beautiful and sexy he makes heterosexual men curious.

"Ben Affleck? He was the bomb in Phantoms. I'd suck his dick."

Male Teacher No. 1: "You see the new janitor?"
Male Teacher No. 2: "Yeah. He's a total Ben Affleck, but don't tell my wife."
Male Teacher No. 1: "Let's fuck."
Male Teacher No. 2: "Rad, bro."

by Righteous Fart Box August 9, 2022


Ben Affleck

A term commonly referred to generize all "white" males.

"You white, you Ben Affleck!"

by JKILLFROMDAU May 9, 2020


Ben Affleck

Absolutely directly means "noob".

Look at that Ben Affleck who just got shot.

by Pvt. Pirate December 15, 2010

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The Ben Affleck

When you grab a man by his Adam's Apple and cock block his throat.

This was a faux pas by a friend at work who meant to say grab him by his Adam's apple and throat punch him.

Celebrities piss me off so much I want to grab them by their Adam's apple and cock block their throat. The Ben Affleck!

by Mes74767 November 12, 2020


The Ben Affleck

When you engage in sexual intercourse with someone and then shoot them in the back of the head
(Note)The move was invented by Ben Affleck back in 1984
(Note)+This is Ben Affleck's favorite sex move
(Note)++The Ben Affleck is fatal in almost all recorded cases
(Note)+++It was first used by Ben Affleck on Matt Damon

After me and my bros played Halo we went to a bar, got wasted, picked up some girls and we all gave them The Ben Affleck. All in all it was a pleasent evening.

by Phillip Wilcher March 1, 2008

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ben affleck syndrome

Not being able to sit through movies if they involve specific actors. Ben Affleck is notorious for it, but works for other actors/actresses as well.

I really don't want to watch 'Pearl Harbor'. I'm sorry, but I've got a bad case of the Ben Affleck syndrome.

by sandaman April 9, 2009

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ben affleck syndrome

When you trust a popular person without any responsibility more than a person in authority. Coined in an article from Forbes where a Reader's Digest poll found that actors ranked higher than politicians in terms of trust.

Kids today have Ben Affleck syndrome. They trust Justin Bieber more than their teachers.

by dipiddy May 16, 2013

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