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1. Leading from authority, without being authoritarian.
2. Commanding absolute loyalty without the merest hint of threats or violence (or even yelling).
4. The kindest, best type of badass.
5. yoda
6. An un-Steve Jobs
Hey man, why's everybody always quiet when gandalf's around? He's jus' an old guy with a stick!
Dude, shut yer ass and hope a benevolent dictator like him sets you right.
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As far as many people are concerned the benevolent bitch is stuck up, arrogant, condescending, and always finding fault with everything. Intimidating and ruthless they are frequently supported by a group of people who believe this person can do no wrong.
However, to a lesser few the benevolent is only someone who has strong morals and high expectations – for themselves as well as everyone else! They believe in blunt honesty and in most cases won’t compliment you by telling you what you want to hear unless they believe you are truly deserving of such praise.
Unfortunately it is extremely difficult to tell the difference between a benevolent bitch and an actual bitch, unless willing to judge them based solely on your own experiences and not the hearsay of others.
Guy 1: She's a total bitch!
Guy 2: A benevolent bitch maybe. I promise you she means well.
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A sadly common by-product in our society: Good deeds are done, but not by your friendly neighbourhood Samaritan...these benevolent acts, though possibly benefiting the intended benefactor, are in fact selfish acts; the primary reason and REAL intention behind the act is to improve the status/image/reputation of the person committing them, the "benefactor". Their primary reason in being benevolent is to increase their own image in the eyes of others; the benevolence is secondary to them, an added bonus.
Adele wants to be recognised in the community. She wants fodder for facebook posts and tweets, to be able to post how much she is doing for the community, and why can't more people be like her, LOOK at ME, LOOK at ME!! All this, so that she can in turn receive countless posts on her wall, exclaiming how great she is, how much she does for the community, how more people should, indeed, be like her. She creates a fundraising event for 'insert community project here' and proceeds to collect some monies for said charity. Monies are collected and donated, all in the public domain, and the charity benefits, but the primary intention of this benefactor was improving self-image, and benevolence was secondary - secondary benevolence.
The good deed of sharing male ejaculate with a worthy female partner in an act of the purest charity.
Bill: Dude I came all over Angie's tits and she loved it.
Matt: She sees the true beauty of your salty benevolence
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Hippies who gift cancer patients and people in chronic pain with nugs of marijuana or "special" brownies.
"Is grandpa buying dope?"
"No, it's from BenHip (Benevolent Hippie Society)."
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"For you to be free you need to be constrained." "I'm a neuroscientust" "I'm an evolutionary biologist."
Hym "Hey! Look at that! Jesus accused them of the same thing I accused YOU of doing! I'm like a Jesus! Pretend that isn't why I'm not being given credit. Seriously! And isn't THAT how you've framed YOURSELF!? A Martyr for free speech? I never did that! I actually EXPLICITLY quoted MasterShake from Aqua Team Hunger Force (The most narcissistic character in the history of television) in saying that 'I'm about ME' and that 'I care only about 1 thing (the thing that people are doing to me)' I've never misrepresented myself at all. Ever. And told the complete truth about myself. Me taking the time to appeal to what little reason you're capable of is an act of shear benevolence. I could have just hammered a retard. Probably should have. But, alas... You're not making a great case for yourself."