BET

(N.) A network that used to be Black Entertainment Television, but now is just the Ghetto MTV.

106 & Park = TRL
How I'm Livin' = Cribs
Access Granted = Making the Video/Diary
College Hill = The Real World
Coming To The Stage = Made
Next = Becoming
The Center = True Life/Fight for your Rights
Rap City = Direct Effect
Sneak Peek = Movie House
(none) = Room Raiders/Crib Crashers, Dismissed/Taildaters, Newlyweds, The Osbournes, Punk'd

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BET

A television channel watched primarily by Asian girls who wish they were black, in light of the fact that real black people watch VH1 and Comedy Central like everyone else.

Most people occasionally watch BET for the music videos.

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Bet

an expression that means “I agree”, “good news”

John- “Yo, Jim, we gonna order pizza like you said too.”
Jim- “Bet!”

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BET

A channel that purports to support black culture, all the while instilling the idiotic ideas that plague black culture like cancer.

Dude, after watching BET, I realized that I never have to get a real job because America is racist. It's much easier to just collect unemployment and stare at my "Free Mumia" poster because something bad happened to my ancestors somewhere, sometime.

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BET

blacker version of MTV.

They should just call it NWP. No White People except Eminem.

106 and Park= TRL
Rap City= Direct Effect
College Hill= Real World
how I'm livin= Cribs
access granted= making the video
Top 25 countdown= Greatest Hits
The Next= Advance Warning
BET Awards= VMA's

Damn you Viacom! I hope you fuckin' burn in hell.

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BET

A channel that shows allot of rap videos resulting in pampered little dumbasses who live in rich little neighborhoods, who shout "G G G G-Unit" and think that by sagging their pants and driving a nice car that their parents bought them on their 16th birthday will result in them being gangsta and that getting shot will result in a multi million dollar contract.

Poser 1: "Yo fool you saw that new 50 cent and The Game video on BET? In it 50 drives the same car that my parents bought me bro! Man I'm as OG as can be, you heard?"
Poser 2: "Yea Yea, on the real. And Im like Lloyd Banks, Im so fly, Biatch!"
Poser 1: "G G G G-unit!"
Poser 2: "Word."

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BET

'Black Entertainment Television' aka a racist tv network that feeds on everything wrong with the black culture

Dude1:hey whats up?
Dude2:Watching BET
Dude1:You're white
Dude2:Ya but my sister is daiting a black guy, so i am trying to understand him more
Dude1:He is black not an alien and BET is a load of shit most lack people dont live like that

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