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The act of getting your asshole eaten out with a spoon.
Scott says "Mess with me again and you'll receive a Betty Crocker!"
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when a girl puts cake mix in her ass hole then farts in her spouses face, covering him in cake mix then the girl licks it all off.
me and my wife betty crockered last night!
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whilst f*cking a girl doggy-style, balance a plate with a cake on her back and eat it.
I was craving a slice of that birthday cake so we betty crocker fucked.
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Something/someplace lacking real skill, ability or knowledge. Rookie-ish, Green, noob, amatuerish.
-This place is Betty Crocker.. Couldnt even get my drinks right!
-That team was Betty Crocker... couldnt even pass the ball!
-Its not Iron Chef.. Its Betty Crocker!
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When you're too busy baking some motherfucking cookies or something and you have to strain to not involuntarily shit yourself from all the hours in the kitchen.
Man, I made some homemade cookies to celebrate those assholes from the New York office leaving finally. I was doing some hardcore Betty Crocker shit by the end of it though. Too much raw cookie dough, I think.
when two fingers are placed in the ass and one in the vagina....the reverse is the shocker
i fingered a girl using the reverse betty crocker
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to cake; to be flirting, & be in a state refferred to as "caking" mode, or bettty crocker mode, since in fact she makes cakes
big brother b.j: what the hell veronica?
veronica: what b.j.?!
big borhter b.j: i saw you!
veronica: b.j, saw me what!?
big brother b.j: i saw you ol' light skinned ass over there just a min ago.
veronica: andd? what about it?
big brother b.j: i saw you in betty crocker mode