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Any beverage held in the hand of an executive while speaking to the common workers. The beverage is often lifted in the air while asking rhetorical questions & further prevents said executive from getting to the point of any discussion. Also quenches thirst prior to another round of rhetoric.
Man, the Vice President was really drinking the rhetoric beverage today – I sat there for 2 hours and do not know any more about the project than I did when I entered the room.
When you're holding an open beverage, but prevented from drinking from it because you're in mid-conversation.
I was holding this beverage mic for the longest time while debating abortion issues.
From the old joke:
Stewardess: "Would you like some TWA Orange Juice, or some TWA Coffee?"
Passenger: "No thanks. But could I wouldn't mind some of your TWA Tea."
A Twat - a generally stupid or useless person, e.g. who will never get past the second round at Wimbledon despite the alcoholic chantings of work-shy sadsters on a soggy hill.
That Tim Henman is a bit of an airline beverage.
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What results when you have completed the art of fellating someone, you spit into the cup on the nightstand, and leave it sitting there for weeks.
Nota bene: You should never spit it out, so sandy beverages should not ever exist, but they do.
I woke up in the morning and had morning mouth, so i reached for what I thought was glass of water, but it turned out to be a sandy beverage. What a pleasant surprise!
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1. Any tall, delicious, ice-cold refreshing drink.
2. A consolation drink offered to a pissed-off person to pacify them quickly.
3. A drink purchased by a geek at a convention of nerds or any other lame place where wannabes hang out.
1. It's so hot outside I'm gonna go chill out at the diner for awhile and get myself a frosty beverage!
2. Sir, I'm so sorry the chef neglected to wash his hands after he went to the bathroom. May I offer you a frosty beverage while we await your complimentary meal?
3. In Steve Erkel voice: "Guys, I'm thirsty after checking out all the awesome European beatles on display here at Bug Fest 2011, so I think I shall partake in a brief respite and purchase myself a frosty beverage!"
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A Beverage that is particularly flavoursome, that when sipped leaves you with a semi erect penis.
Hey Ethan! Fancy a catch up mate? We could grab a flavoury Beverage!
Someone who needs at least three drinks at all times. One is for hydration. The second is for caffeine, and the third is just for fun.
The chick to the right is drinking water, coffee, and juice. That bitch is a beverage goblin.
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