A man who's penis is big, and I mean BIG. If you piss him off prepare for a Schlong Slap to the cheeks. If he makes you his bitch then you must carry his MASSIVE Schlong around church, Walmart, and funerals.
Jasmine was feeling extra horny, so Big Schlong Mike gave her a Schlonkey that she felt for a week.
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A opp some call a gay nigga sometimes but mainly a broke nigga think he a badass but he just a big booty bitch ass -North gaston community
a guy with a big personlaity thats awesome
u kno th at awesome kid. oh u mean big daddy mike?
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A tropical fish that was eaten in Minecraft
Sauce โWhere did big peen Mike go ???โ
Potato โI ate himโ
Sauce โOMFGโ
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an absolute lad. will always shoot up black tar heroin in the school bathroom. he is a well rounded guy that will always hit women. don't ever fuck with big soaring mike.
yea big soaring mike is the man, he sold me heroin.
A: Who is big mike?
B: He is a motherfucking bigo troller.
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Term for when you cum in your own belly button
Bro yesterday I did a Big Mike at least 3 times.