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The 2nd of August is national Big Forehead Day. If your BF or GF has a large and in charge forehead give them some head.
Hey its big forehead day, looks like you're getting lucky tonight.
When you organise a spectacular military parade to say, "Tanks" to all your dictator friends.
Did you see all those Russian tanks at the inaugural Big Dick Day?
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Big Kizza Day is celebrated on the 1st of January. Each time you see a big kizza you must give him a fist pump
“Hey look over there, it’s big kizza!”
“Let’s go and give him a fist pump because it’s Big Kizza Day!”
“Big kizza is so awesome!”
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may 13th is the day you celebrate big chungus. a great pog day he sends his regards!
it's big chungus day! man: what.?
the day you celebrate big chungus
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A day dedicated to our big sisters, because they helped raise us too!!!
I have to buy my sister a gift for National Big Sister Day
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November 13th. A day for all of the gents to celebrate their endowment. The first National Big Dick Day was started in 1798 by John "Big J" Dickinson, with the date chosen to be his birthday. The validity of Big J's claims is disputed.
Matt: "How did you celebrate National Big Dick Day?"
Nate: "Not allowed to."
Matt: "Damn."
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Lawson: I love my body
My DICK: yeah me too
My DICK: I love dragging around
National big dick day is for all the big boys.