Bikini

(noun.) a girl's or woman's chastity, held up by only a knot.

Guy: "Did you check that girl's bikini out?!"
Friend: "Yeah, but she'd look better without it, if you know what I mean!"
Guy: "Damn straight, let's undo the knot!"

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Bikini

The greatest thing the French have ever done... Ever.

Snails... What else is there to say?


Bikini time!

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Bikini

Men love it when a woman wears a bikini.
It makes then exited and girls go: “come on babes!”

She was hot in her bikini

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Ghost Bikini

When a girl gets so tan or burned that when she takes off her real bikini her white skin makes it look like she's still wearing one.

"Man, I got so burned that when I'm naked I'm rockin' a straight ghost bikini".

bikinis and spacesuits

The little extra metaphorical zing your project needs to show you're earning your paycheck.

"You know what this presentation to the boss needs? A little more bikinis and spacesuits."

not bikini ready

This is an indirect way of referring to oneself as having some extra weight or insufficient tone, necessitating a crash diet and serious exercising before the summer.

When the moment she was dreading could no longer be avoided, Marie found that she was not bikini ready. Sigh!

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Baptist bikini

A Baptist bikini is a woman's swimsuit with mid-thigh length shorts and a full, multilined halter top. This is designed to minimize the degree of sexiness of the wearer.

Jessica could go swimming only if she wore either a maillor or a Baptist bikini.

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