bikini

The equivalent of wearing a thong and bra out in public. Mainly worn to attract the attention of straight men (or lesbian women).

Man: "That chick in the bikini is hot!"
Lesbian woman: *Smacks lips*

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Bikini

Men love it when a woman wears a bikini.
It makes then exited and girls go: “come on babes!”

She was hot in her bikini

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bikini

A game to be played with friends.
One person runs his/her finger along the side of the opponent's face and says bikini.
Bonus points can be gained from using one's toes.
The object is to gross out your opponent and catch him/her off guard.

I felt so violated when my friend got a bikini and touched my face with her foot.

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Ghost Bikini

When a girl gets so tan or burned that when she takes off her real bikini her white skin makes it look like she's still wearing one.

"Man, I got so burned that when I'm naked I'm rockin' a straight ghost bikini".

bikinis and spacesuits

The little extra metaphorical zing your project needs to show you're earning your paycheck.

"You know what this presentation to the boss needs? A little more bikinis and spacesuits."

not bikini ready

This is an indirect way of referring to oneself as having some extra weight or insufficient tone, necessitating a crash diet and serious exercising before the summer.

When the moment she was dreading could no longer be avoided, Marie found that she was not bikini ready. Sigh!

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Baptist bikini

A Baptist bikini is a woman's swimsuit with mid-thigh length shorts and a full, multilined halter top. This is designed to minimize the degree of sexiness of the wearer.

Jessica could go swimming only if she wore either a maillor or a Baptist bikini.

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