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On social networking sites, oftentimes individuals – especially college-aged Americans – post a certain type of profile picture that makes them completely unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of impregnating another or becoming impregnated. Usually such photos involve individuals making strange faces, posturing themselves oddly, or exhibiting behaviors that compromise their individual dignity. Unlike compromising photos which are posted by third-parties who may have taken the photo and “tagged” the individual in an awkward situation or pose, the Birth Control Photo (BCP) is a photo that is self-posted by the individual in the picture.
“My brother is always posting Birth Control Photos of himself on facebook in tight jeans making strange faces. He’s never going to get laid.”
After blowing your load in a woman’s vagina you go down on her to eat out your load. Therefore preventing pregnancy.
Bro last night I had to use Alabama birth control with Jackie because I blew my load in her
glasses worn by men or women, usually huge and bulky, that usually serve as a deterrent for sexual advances. could have the opposite effect for those that like the brainy look.
The girl at the party looked really hot with her heels, short skirt, and birth-control glasses.
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Any type of game or activity, used predominantly by the male population, that does both of the following two things:
1) Occupies large amounts of time
2) Fails to become an activity that women find attractive
Male birth control was created to prevent the overpopulation of the human race.
Common examples of male birth control include: World of Warcraft, Minecraft, Call of Duty, Comic Books, and Starcraft
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This is a shirt my first husband got second hand and I could tell why. As soon as he put that shirt on, it looked so bad that I was forced to shut my eyes because it was emotionally traumatizing to look at it. The combination of print, pattern and color produced such a cataclysm of visual assault that I needed six months of therapy to deal with it. It is the equivalent of seeing your loved one wearing a Jason from Halloween mask, which is almost as scary.
When my husband wore the birth control shirt, I knew that there would be no chance of him cheating on me. I was surprised it didn't render him sterile. It was one ugly-ass unflattering shirt. I threw it away and he divorced me anyway.
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1.a powerful insult
2.often used to insult "a fat ass whale blubber looking piece of shit"
3. also can be used as an insult for smart ass siblings.
little brother: You're ugly
older brother: It's not my fault mom and dad said themself's that you're an inspiration for birth control you slimy little fuck face.
or...
George Bush is an inspiration for birth control.
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a woman who performs a sexual act on a man and finishes by swallowing to prevent pregnancy.
My girlfriend has never been pregnant because of swallowing birth control.
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