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Old usage: a female dog (slut became a euphamism for bitch in the 1800s)
Today:
-Use one: a domineering, spiteful female (although little is said criticizing domineering, spiteful males, who are sometimes known as arseholes)
-Use two: the subserviant person in a sexual relationship (or a term for a servant).
-Use three: verb. "To complain" about something.
"Bitch" (spiteful woman) in other languages:
Bosnian: kucka f
Breton: louskenn f, liboudenn f
Finnish: narttu
French: chienne f, salope f, garce f, chipie f, rosse f, putain f
German: Schlampe f, hure f
Hungarian: kurva, ribanc
Interlingua: puta, putana f
Italian: stronza f, troia f
Lithuanian: kale; f
Norwegian: tispe f
Polish: suka f, dziwka f
Portuguese: puta f, vagabunda f
Russian: cyka f
Scottish Gaelic: galla f, siùrsach f
Slovak: kurva f
Spanish: puta f, culeda f
Swedish: slyna c, subba c
-"What a cute doggie! Boy or girl?"
-"She's a bitch."
"Kyle's mom 's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls!" -Eric Cartman from South Park
The lyrics can be applied to any body that we hate!
"Ann Coulter's a bitch, she's a lyin’ bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the Liberals!"
I'll stop bitching about that nasty bitch right now.
Peppermint Patty is the butch; Marcie is the bitch/femme in their relationship.
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a women with a bad attitude
She won't smile, what a bitch
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Was once referred to a female dog, but now is used in this context.
A woman that:
A) Will have sex with everybody, but you.
B) Won't do (what you in your feeble mind) want her to.
C) You work for, that tells you what to do, and you don't like it.
D) A successful woman.
E) A down right drama queen that makes yours, and everyones lives around her misrable.
F) A control freak that always thinks she is right, and constantly corrects everyone.
That bitch Laura would suck a monkey through forty feet of garden hose before she even kissed me!!
All I wanted was my hash marks washed out of my underwear, and that bitch Laquisha never did it!
Mrs. Cole is a class a bitch, she never even looked at my proposal for coffee filters in the break room.
Nancy Green must have been a real BITCH to have gotten that far.
If I have to hear that BITCH LiAnne whine none more time about how terrible everything is in her life, I swear I will hang myself.
Donna, you self rightious BITCH, go "F" yourself.
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a bitch is a female dog,
dogs bark,
bark is a part of nature,
nature is beautiful,
so thank you for the compliment
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If enunciated properly, the word bitch can be demeaning to the point of devastation. The key to success when using this form of slander lies within several factors of deliverance.
In ascending order of importance, these factors of execution include:
5. Audience
4. Voice Quality
3. Setup
2. Volume
1. Selling the ‘B’
In order to further grasp the concept of the aforementioned criteria, one must journey through each of their respective degrees of impact. (For our purposes, we will refer to the insulter as the bitch-er, and likewise, the insulted as the bitch-ee.)
Audience: An appreciating audience is a must for the aftermath of a “bitch” execution. The undignified laughter of peers has a traumatic effect on the bitch-ee.
Voice Quality: This is where the talented shine. The voice quality characteristic, unattainable by most, is a predetermined ability given at birth to an elite few. A rich, booming voice can cut through the crowd, and just as easily tear through the self-esteem of the bitch-ee.
Setup: As a precursor to the slur, the setup expresses why the bitch-ee is in fact a bitch. Essentially, it gives validity to the bold accusation of the bitch-er.
Volume: Does the Pope shit in the woods? Any healthy implementation of the word bitch needs to be done with vigor and feeling, which is best expressed through volume.
Selling the ‘B’: This is the core of calling someone a bitch. Even if the former factors are given poor regard, the bitch-er still has the opportunity to redeem themselves by effectively selling the ‘B’. It cannot be stressed enough that the enunciation of the hard letter ‘B’, along with a dynamic facial performance, is the heart and soul of the bitch delivery.
In the midst of a crowded house party, Bartholomew is chugging a Smirnoff Ice Malt Beverage in an attempt to impress a flock of women. While gagging on the fruit flavored girly drink, the combination of his outdated prescription glasses and lack of coordination result in him dribbling the brew down onto the front of his sweater-vest. After Bartholomew gives out a self-loathing sigh, the witty and attractive Blake enters the room. Blake quickly assesses the situation and simplifies his conclusion into one thorough statement.
“Fuck Bart, why do you have to be such a sweater-vest wearing, Smirnoff chuggin’ ass BITCH.”
As Bartholomew shamefully digresses into a corner of the room, the party erupts into a ravenous sea of emasculating laughter.
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