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Weekly holiday created by Annie Marshall of Maryland, observed by refraining from bitching, complaining, ingratitude and pessimism on Thursdays. Currently popular in Central and Western Maryland, and spreading quickly to other regions.
It's Bitchless Thursday! Which must mean it's polka-lessons-down-the-C&O-Canal-tow-path-before-it-gets-too-hot day.
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a noun that describes a racist, queerphobic, and misogynistic man that pretends to be a writer and an intellectual when in reality he’s just lonely and has no friends or bitches. a bitchless steve is also described as being gay in denial. bitchless steves may also have interests such as d&d, fantasy, and are usually mormons.
random guy’s bio: d&d addict. i like to stare out into the stillness of fantastical beauty. aspiring writer. not into loneliness. i absolutely adore hugs.
everyone: oh my god hes such a bitchless steve
timy (who is single) but ray takes it to another level
oliver: so basically in elementary school there was a kid named timy and for some reason he always got bullied. i feel really bad for him because he barely had friends.
ray: BITCHLESS TIMY😻
willow: whats a vape kink? 💀💀
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An individual who gets no bitches and has no game
Femzu is a bitchless individual, he has no game
A dude who's had zero bitches he's went so long without a sexual experience his balls are blue
Haha look at bitchless the blue over there it looks like he's never had any bitches he probably still has his v card
It is a condition wherein a person has envious and wishful yet hopeless behavior with regards to romance-related topics and media. It is accompanied by a mix of romantic excitement and dread from the reality of the person's current romantic situation.
It is often caused by said person, who has romantic desires, lacking bitches or any form of romantic love in the present time. Failure to successfully enter a romantic relationship, either due to wasting the opportunity to do so or being scared to make the first move, may also lead to said behavior.
Not to be mistaken with horniness, it oftentimes manifests with non-malicious intent and manner.
BBS may vary in its symptoms and severity from person to person. The most prevalent behavioral change is with the person always wishing to experience couple-related activities, such as holding hands, cuddling, playing together, or spending time together. Said wishes may either be generalized or targeted to a certain someone, fictional or not.
Other symptoms include but is not limited to:
- jealousy of couples that have a successful and happy relationship
- randomly sending flirtatious messages and/or memes in the middle of conversations
- sending material depicting intimate activities with the caption "me with who" or "when will I also experience such"
- fantasizing situations that place them in a happy and wholesome relationship
- depression upon the sight of seeing couple-related activities
Person 1: "you remember that time when Shinobino was fantasizing dating Inaka?"
Person 2: "what a fucking simp! he has Bitchless Behavior Syndrome, fr"
Chronic Bitchless Syndrome, defined (in simple terms) as “the infinite failure to gain bitches, or a lackthereof.” Chronic Bitchless Syndrom (or CBS) is most common in men between the ages of 14 and 21, but can also occur in higher severity amongst those older than 21. Signs of Chronic Bitchless Syndrome include: significant periods of time spent on social media platforms such as Twitter, Discord, or Reddit, acute misogyny, general bigotry, foul aroma, poor skincare, dry or musty hair, and poor fashion sense. Scientists have yet to find a cure.
“No wonder he can’t get a date. He spends all day on Twitter, doesn’t shower, and hates women. We should get him tested for Chronic Bitchless Syndrome”