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March 24th is officially known as give your bf a BJ day, if you don't give him a BJ until completion then you don't get head from him for a month.
"Babe, unzip your trousers, today is give your bf a BJ day"
The day after St. Patrick's Day is the Irish version of Steak and BJ Day, only salmon is the dish of choice rather than steak.
I can't get too drunk on green beer tonight, tomorrow is Salmon and BJ Day and I'd like to enjoy it.
Nov. 5th marks an important day every year...where a man can enjoy his enchiladas while being on the receiving end of a blow job that is expected to be at the same level of sloppiness as said enchilada. This holiday is not to be taken lightly a forgotten BJ and enchilada day could result in a reaction equivalent to that of a man forgetting your birthday, anniversary, or even Valentines day! Get your enchilada sauce and hair ties ready ladies!!!
I can't believe she forgot today was BJ and enchiladas day...i mean does she really even care about me at all??? How could she do this again???
Nov. 5th....national bj and enchiladas day!
Today is national bj and enchiladas day!