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In times of war we need somebody raw, rally the troops
like a Saint that we can trust to help to carry us through
Black Jesus Tupac
Simply and Utterly Denzel Washington
Damn did you see Denzel in that last movie, mother fucker is the Black Jesus.
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The most incorrect race of Jesus next to White Jesus.
Black Jesus? White Jesus? Will people ever learn that Jesus was never white or black? He was Jewish. There's a difference.
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Soulja boy's alter ego. Shows acts of kindness to people, people look at him like he is Jesus. Being swagged the fuck out.
Oh look it's black Jesus and he is making it rain on use peasants, so we can eat.
Oh look it's black Jesus he is swagged the fuck out
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A reasonably healthy munchie sandwich when your high as f@#$ which consist of peanut butter, nutella and slices of bananas and toasted bread.
Black Jesus was F!@#in' delicious.. no homo
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(n) - a level of awesomeness and humorous superiority , known by lots of people and , known for a special characteristic that you do most of the time. this is achieved through years of mental development and just being down right awesome.
- the words of choice are as followed:
ezpz
lol / lmao / rofl
cool story bro / riveting tale chat / etc.
- must know how to dance
( break dancing , pop locking , etc. )
- types emoticons after every sentence
- is overly obnoxious to a point it can even be considered ''annoying'',but your still loved regardless.
- your swag is on point like a pencil , nuff' said.
Black Jesus you're so awesome
Hey you know that kid Black Jesus? I heard he can breakdance.
O Shit Black Jesus Your so fucking awesome.
Which someone could teach me how to be Black Jesus
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A cross joint that has two joints on the sides, and a Newport at the tip.
We can roll a cross joint, or we can put a Newport on the tip and make a Black Jesus.
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