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1) Latrodectus Hesperus, the western black widow spider or western widow, is a venomous spider species found in western regions of North America. The female's body is 14–16 mm (1/2 in) in length and is black, often with an hourglass-shaped red mark on the lower abdomen. The female can secrete a neurotoxin which can be fatal (especially to children and elderly). The male is harmless.
2) Black Widow (Чёрная вдова, "Chernaya Vdova") (Natalia Alianovna "Natasha" Romanova,1 also known as Natasha Romanoff) is a fictional character, appearing in comic books published by Marvel Comics. Created by editor and plotter Stan Lee, scripter Don Rico, and artist Don Heck, the character first appeared in Tales of Suspense No. 52 (April 1964). The character was first introduced as a Russian spy, an antagonist of the superhero Iron Man.
3) A prank in which the prankster (typically male fraternity member) pulls down his pants, spreads his butt cheeks and places his butt-hole on the nose of an unconscious friend (or nemesis) who has typically drunk himself into such a stupor he does not respond and is photographed multiple times in this toxic position. The name black widow references the black body of the spider represented by the prankster's poop filled butt-hole and and the dark legs of a black widow represented by the prankster's dark wispy butt hairs splaying in all directions on either side of the nose of the black widow's victim.
Example of a black widow:
Person A passes out laying on his back...nose erect and exposed
Person B approaches, giggles, shimmies down his pants, giggles again...spreads butt cheeks apart as far as possible to expose the black/pink bellied body of the black widow, then person B sits on person A's face so that person B's butt hole fits snugly over the nose of passed out person A. The butt hairs from person B naturally fall on the face of person A..splaying across his cheeks like the legs of a black widow...
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To ejaculate in the articles of another person, so as to leave a hidden nasty surprise.
A few days ago Rob left a shoe sitting out, so I went ahead an black widowed him. I heard the shoe squelch when he put it on, and he didn't even know who did it!
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1 - a poisonous spider of the <i>Lactrodectus</i> found prdominantly in california.
2 - a kick ass acid/prog rock band from the UK in the late 60s/early 70s
1 - lay off the grapes, they found a black widow on one of them today.
2 - black widow where known for there songs - Come to the Sabbat, Sacrifice, Attack of the Demon and in ancient ways. Rock On \m/
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An image of someone trying to be scarier than they really are.
The black widow was actually a loudmouth that hoped she was scaring everybody enough to keep them from eating her alive.
Someone that makes people feel like they are going to get shot whenever she's around. Someone that is always warning people or having other people warn people for no good reason.
The black widow wants people to remain scared of her and think that she is scarier than she actually is.
When two married couples have an affir, and the wife#2 having the affair lures the cheating guy with everything she's got. She plays the role so well that the cheating guy falls in love with her. then out of nowhere. Wife #2 does the worst thing and goes back to wife #1 and shows her all the picures and text messages.
Married girl #2 actually gets a DNA sample of her cum filled panties. Proving that the husband cheated on wife #1.
I was married for 5 years and hooked up with smoking hot chick who was married for 9 yrs.
After months of intense sex Barbra showed Gail that I was sending text and pics and also told her tha we had sex here's the proof.
Mark was black widowed. He lost his wife and barbra on same day.
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Some fucked up weed that no one should fuck withhh!!
That black widow bite me and i was out for a DAY
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