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Black eyed piss is hip hop? More like XTREMELY VIOLENT ASSRAPE
One of the many leaders of "Mainstream Hell."
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A traditional soul food served on New Years day in most Southern homes. Black Eyed peas are a symbol of health and success for the upcoming year. It is believed to start your year without them will bring one great misfortune.In addition to hog jaw, which symbolizes luck and cabbage which symbolizes wealth often cornbread is served on the side.
When Melissa moved to Chicago from New Orleans she drove to seven stores to find black-eyed peas for her New Years Day meal.
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Black eyed children are little kids with black eyes. If you let them in your house they won't leave no matter how hard you try. Don't help them. You'll make it worse.
The black eyed children are coming. They killed her.
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A Pathetic no-talent bunch of wankplanks featuring a dirty slut as one of there "vocalists" They have no talent whatsoever and the female in the group gives the others free head when she knowns in reality shes a professional prostitute and cannot sing worth shit.
Black Eyed Peas need to die (esp Fergie that slut bitch of a ho)
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The gayest band in the world!
I feel bad for the girl because every time I see her with all those guys all I think is "she probably has to give them all a blow-job every day so they just keep her in the band!" Hahaha
Actually I really dont care, its just funny! LOL
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While banging your female partner doggy style, you push your thumb deep into her balloon knot. Once she turns around to see what is going on, you rub your fecal thumb in and around her eye and pull out and piss in her face.
Last night, I tried to give my wife a Danny Glover, but her balloon knot was so tight, I had to settle for a black eyed pea.
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The Black Eyed Cupcake (a.k.a. Black Eyed Unicorn) is a sexual position where one party (usually the female) is kneeling below a seated male with his legs spread eagle. This orientation facilitates the action of licking his asshole while jerking him off.
The 'cupcake' is a subtle reference to the males release of 'icing' as he achieves climax. In addition, the scrotum and erect penis resemble the base of a cupcake with a candle on top.
Rachel Ray is going to love giving me a Black Eyed Cupcake tonight.
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