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The hand held navigation product that Alpine Electronics released at the beginning of 2006. It is basically a $700 paper weight due to the fact that it is more likely to get you lost than the compass on the Rambo knife. If you need it to calculate a route, it might take 2 days for it to come up with one for a 45 minute drive. Can only be reset by removing the battery and letting it sit over night. Not very handy for a multi-day drive.
Thanks much Alpine for making my life easier. <---- sarcasm
I thought I could drive to Jersey in a day, but it took my Blackbird two days to calculate the route.
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Negligent father who spends his time and money to cheat on online video games. Claims to be good and a hacker.
Oh wow I can't believe this guy.
Don't worry about him, it's just BlackBird.
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The most dangerous area of Oxford, full of chavs and bald men. If you walk in the area past 7pm you may be g checked. Prepare to encounter roadmen on Balfour Road, so avoid it if possible. People try to make it sound nice, but in reality it's not.
Mo: Want to go to blackbird leys later? My friend lives there.
John: No I don't want to die.
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A female that has a Hispanic-descent mother and an African-descent father.
She is a Mexican Blackbird. Her mother was Mexican and her daddy was an Ace of Spades.
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A Mexican prostitute of Hispanic and African descent.
Go find a Mexican Blackbird and send all your troubles back home.
The wings of the blackbird will spread like an eagle for you.
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Noun -
When you're working in a wind turbine and you have to take a shit, you shit in a black trash bag. Then you throw it off the tower.
Look how far that Texas Blackbird flew when I threw it off the tower.
That moment when a person realizes they have deep, romantic feelings for a very close friend. A person's blackbird moment usually happens a significant period of time after their friend has expressed romantic interest in them. It is unexpected, sudden, and overwhelming.
The name "blackbird moment" comes from Glee's Blaine Anderson's blackbird moment, when in March 2011, he experienced this feeling for best friend Kurt Hummel, after Hummel performed a rendition of the Beatles' song "Blackbird".
Guy 1: omg I'm totally in love with my best friend.
Guy 2: omg blackbird moment.
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