Random
Source Code
Random
A little bitch ,they cry a lot because they are bitches.
person1: Hey whats wrong?
person2: sob* I don't want to watch this scary movie
person1:Stop being a little blanket
86👍 88👎
You people are fucking retarded! A blanket is a Sheet, or 100 hits, of LSD.
This is why no child left behind doesn't work: No one actually knows what the fuck a Blanket really is. smh.
52👍 50👎
The word you use when what you mean to say is jizz, but that would be awkward.
I jumped on a mattress covered in...blankets.
19👍 18👎
a marijuana cigarette; a joint
"come on man, lets smoke this blanket"
21👍 25👎
THE FEMALE THAT COMFORTS A MAN IN HIS TRANSFORMATION.. FROM HIS PREVIOUS WOMAN TOO THE NEXT... OR BACK INTO HIS PREVIOUS WOMANS ARMS ...
BLANKET :
YOU LEFT ASHLEY BRO ?
YEA BUT I GOT THIS BLANKET NAMED JESSICA .
BLANKET ?
YEA FEMALE TO COVER UP THE LAST TELL I FIND THE NEXT !
AHH BLANKET RIGHT! LOL ...
25👍 38👎
A blanket is another term used for taint coined by some hill billy tree fucker in my HVAC class
You can suck my Blanket
2👍 1👎
When cross with someone, approach them with a blanket from behind. Once close enough, encompass them with said blanket and proceed to pummel them and flee the scene before they realize who has assaulted them.
Bob: *Walking in the parking lot*
Mark: *Persues and throws a blanket over Bob*
Bob: "AoWWW!"
Mark: "Hehe, blanketed!"
5👍 4👎