One who will defend his or her share of blankets by any means necessary.
Oftentimes blanketeers will even go so far as to deprive the second party in the bed of adequate amounts of blanket for sufficient coverage.
"Dammit Allison, Iโm freezing, you are such a blanketeer."
"Christ man, I woke up totally sans covers this morning, Ruddy is such a blaneteer."
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A little bitch ,they cry a lot because they are bitches.
person1: Hey whats wrong?
person2: sob* I don't want to watch this scary movie
person1:Stop being a little blanket
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You people are fucking retarded! A blanket is a Sheet, or 100 hits, of LSD.
This is why no child left behind doesn't work: No one actually knows what the fuck a Blanket really is. smh.
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The word you use when what you mean to say is jizz, but that would be awkward.
I jumped on a mattress covered in...blankets.
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a marijuana cigarette; a joint
"come on man, lets smoke this blanket"
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THE FEMALE THAT COMFORTS A MAN IN HIS TRANSFORMATION.. FROM HIS PREVIOUS WOMAN TOO THE NEXT... OR BACK INTO HIS PREVIOUS WOMANS ARMS ...
BLANKET :
YOU LEFT ASHLEY BRO ?
YEA BUT I GOT THIS BLANKET NAMED JESSICA .
BLANKET ?
YEA FEMALE TO COVER UP THE LAST TELL I FIND THE NEXT !
AHH BLANKET RIGHT! LOL ...
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A blanket is another term used for taint coined by some hill billy tree fucker in my HVAC class
You can suck my Blanket
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