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A wanky blanky is.....when ur in the parents house ( or anyones) and u feel the need to spank the yank frank but u have no tissues to hand, so u get ur sock ( or anyones) and put it over ur penis and masterbate so any foam from the cum cannon is caught within the sock
A wanky blanky is.....when ur in the parents house ( or anyones) and u feel the need to spank the yank frank but u have no tissues to hand, so u get ur sock ( or anyones) and put it over ur penis and masterbate so any foam from the cum cannon is caught within the sock
When you remove your penis after anal sex and a little poo drips out onto your moms blanket.
Curtis! Get in here! Did you pull a stanky blanky with your little girlfriend while we was out at the Walmart?
When the man removes the cooked minced meat from a hot sausage roll replacing it with his penis and covers it with ketchup before getting oral sex by his partner.
After dinner the mans gf/wife asked for seconds so he offered her a hot “sausage blanky”
When you jerk off and nothing comes out.
"I'm throwing blanky jankies" - Three 6 Mafia song "Lolli Lolli"
A beautiful piece of fabric that has a soul to it that comforts a special woman.
Amanda’s blankie helps her sleep and makes her smile
Blankie is a deep and meaning full blanket that has a special place in your heart.
“Mom I don’t know where blankie is can you help me find her/him/it??”