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A wanky blanky is.....when ur in the parents house ( or anyones) and u feel the need to spank the yank frank but u have no tissues to hand, so u get ur sock ( or anyones) and put it over ur penis and masterbate so any foam from the cum cannon is caught within the sock
A wanky blanky is.....when ur in the parents house ( or anyones) and u feel the need to spank the yank frank but u have no tissues to hand, so u get ur sock ( or anyones) and put it over ur penis and masterbate so any foam from the cum cannon is caught within the sock
Yankie Blankie refers to the dexterous process of masturbation done under any type of fabric layer (such as a blanket) in which it is preformed by either yourself or someone else.
I was flying home from a boating trip at sea when the person I was holding hands with slowly put my hand on his junk that was stealthily hidden underneath a blanket where I then proceeded to give him a yankie blankie
When you remove your penis after anal sex and a little poo drips out onto your moms blanket.
Curtis! Get in here! Did you pull a stanky blanky with your little girlfriend while we was out at the Walmart?
When the man removes the cooked minced meat from a hot sausage roll replacing it with his penis and covers it with ketchup before getting oral sex by his partner.
After dinner the mans gf/wife asked for seconds so he offered her a hot “sausage blanky”
When your at post drinks, and you jerk it off under the group blanket.
Ahh will! You having a Wanky blanky?
When you jerk off and nothing comes out.
"I'm throwing blanky jankies" - Three 6 Mafia song "Lolli Lolli"
Blankie is a deep and meaning full blanket that has a special place in your heart.
“Mom I don’t know where blankie is can you help me find her/him/it??”