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An ugly or undesirable, a name to call person within earshot without said being knowing
Wow that's a real blonk!
Do you think those blonks over there will be blonking tonight?
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Blonk is a word that some people use to describe the act of screwing someone over in a major way when at least one of the participants does not know the other's name.
syn. screw
As soon as she saw his four inch thick muscles, she knew she wanted to blonk him.
When he took her car keys and threw them in the lake for no apparent reason, she was totally blonked.
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To blonk is to blow your nose and accidentally loudly honk it in the process.
I blonked my nose so hard I heard the echo in the room.
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BLONK (pronunciation: bah-lohnk) is a crappy band that creates shitty techno that sounds like its from the 80s. -{quoted by j-mar}
It is also a common term used in very, very famous shali song lyrics. I mean *song lyrics
(8)i remember that we had no structure,
a lonely park that night i wish i BLONKed her
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A state of confusion brought about by the excessive intake of alcohol.
"I've got a mental blonk, I can't remember where I put my keys".
Everything in the world, both known and not known to man, except for fifty-five.
Dude that car is so jitty blonk.
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A flirtatious act used by the socially awkward
Girl: blink blonk
Guy: Shieeet wanna go out?
Girl: Mhm