productive bludging

The ease of doing nothing when joined by someone else.
This phrase was coined by Max Walker when doing commercials for Telecom,in the '80s.

Boss:(talking to a group of workers who are standing around appearing to be doing nothing)- Working hard I see.
Spokesperson: No,actually we are productive bludging.

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bludge cunt

A bludgecunt is a rough bogan motherfucker who likes tacky violence and drinking VB.

AMY: What you watching?
JAKE: The NFL.
AMY: Oh jeez, you're such a bludge cunt.

Dole Bludging Step Watt

A Dole Bludging Step Watt is someone who is more than capable of working but chooses to bludge off the government for money he did not earn

Oh look who’s here... HELLO DOLE BLUDGING STEP WATT