Blum

The act of vomitting in the yard at a house party. Originating from a demi-god named Mikey who vomitted on a man named blum's yard after taking a tremendous beating in a game of beerpong

Man I blummed everywhere I hope some dumb sorority girl slips in it while wearing her Uggs. That would be sweet

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blum

A bloody cum; while discharging, you may be blumming if your cum is mixed with blood, usually involving severe pain from the penis; also known as male period juice

Jerry ruined his bed sheets after spraying blum all over them from shakin' the bacon too many times the night before.

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blum

bloody cum, usually associated when one recieves a rainbow

There was blum all over the bed after the hardcore sex.

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blum

v. To throw the rules of grammar out the window during an attempt to convey a message (generally written) to another party, creating an unintelligible mess of correctly-spelled (though often incorrectly capitalized) words that nonetheless carry no meaning in their present jumbled form.

(blummed, blumming)

n. The act of having blummed ("commiting a blum") or the resulting jumble of words ("look at that blum")

Email from 1: "Someone Stacked Removed Blue Recycling Bin and Trash Bin Please Return"
(2 approaches 1 later)
2: Dude, what does this note mean? You blummed all over the place.
1: Oh, I had my trash bin and recycling bin stacked outside my door and now they're missing. Have you seen them?

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Blum

Noun. a blowing motion given to one person or animal by another person on the neck. Once a Blum is started, it can not be stopped. Before you give someone a blum, you have to say blum blum blum blum to the tune of your favorite song. The best strategy against a blum is to just take it right away, because blums can not be stopped

-BLUM BLUM BLUM BLUM
-Dude no get the fuck away
-Just take it once a blum is started it can't be stopped
-fine bitch
-Blum blum blum

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Blumming

To screw up.
To screw someone in the ass
to screw someone over.

"Look at that guy, he's blumming Mike out of money for his kids"
"I wish Terri, Dennis,and Nick wouldnt have blummed me out of my Xbox 360"

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blum

Depending on the context, it can mean weird, wild ,crazy, boring and even whatever.

Siara: Baba was caught cushioning.
Erin: Blum, it was expected.

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