bmx

sweetest sport ever, I love it, and I will do anything to make that seen, I hate fucking skaters (all but a select few) and their way of life, if you agree with me, check out my definition of skater it's number 2... I fucken love this sport, you can do anything at all with it, take it where you want, it comes in many sorts, flat, dirt, street(the ones that I ride) and park and vert..., I would ride park, except the skaters always give me such a fucking staring, I leave after about 15 minutes... I suppose its cos they know that I have a dick and they don't, lol!!!

bmx rocks!!!! skating sucks!!!

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bmx

A sport you take up after you find out that you are not good at frootbooting

I just cant learn lukangs so i am just going to take up bmx and destroy the coping with my pegs

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bmx

many want to know what it stands for well ill tell you it stands for Bicycle Motocross Extreme

you: " I ride BMX!"
friend: "What does BMX stand for?"
you: "Bicycle motocross extreme."

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BMX

The best sport in the world, 'nuff said
STREET: A great way to express yourself on that curb outside your place
DIRT: Big Jumps, big tricks, big fun
RACING: Like MX only shorter, faster, and more extreme. Ultra-light bikes getting ridden around and (especially DKs) snapping on the odd occasion you come up a bit short on that pro straight lander

I race BMX and its so fun that I broke my wrist in practice but still felt like riding

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BMX

The greatest thing on the planet.

I ride bmx. i love it more than my girlfriend.

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BMX

Bicycle Moto-Cross, type of bicycle competition which originated from moto cross racing. Originally only included raceing but in recent years has also spread to street, vert, park, and dirt competitions.

Dave Mirra is a pro BMX rider

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BMX

When you flip upside down during sex and your foot enters her pus

Craig: I did a BMX on my wife last night!
Jim: I heard a BMX hurts like hell from my wife!

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