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When the initial 911 call went out…
Cop: What are we looking for?
Dispatch: Approximately 2 - 3 inches laying on the ground!
(Referring to the time Lorena Bobbitt cut her husband’s penis off and threw it out the window).
We just had a Bobbitt snowfall!
To cut off a man's penis while he is sleeping, and throw it out the window.
Don't you DARE put your feet on the coffee table again, or else I'll pull a Bobbitt!
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A female sexual sadist, not exactly a criminal, from the US State of Virginia.
Lorena Bobbitt is not a criminal, IMHO , because cutting off a guy's penis after he raped you is not considered a crime, just a sadistic, cruel and unusual punishment
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a really ohh sooo freakin ahhmazzzingg guy that i love more than anything in the world! he is kinda quiet, but gives the best hugs and kisses!! when im with him the rest of the world disapears!! it is like amazinnggg just like him!!
he knows just what to say whenever it needs to be said! he isnt a goodie goodie but not so much a bad boy either
he has the most awesome eyes ever!! i loveee himm soo muchhh!!!
Harrison Bobbitt- an awesome guy
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Leave me alone, or you'll be hung like John Wayne Bobbitt!
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the best friend u could ever have, she will be a little boy crazy but is a kinda sweet gentle person, her bestie is usally names christina
hope bobbitt is a great friend
When a woman bites off a man's penis.
Lorena Bobbittized her husband!