bodybooker

A hooker that's really good at scheduling her appointments. (via Markiplier.)

She's a good bodybooker hooker.

Bodybooking

Slapping someone in the body with a book

Person1: starts slapping person2 in the side with a book
Person2:OW! WHAT THE HELL MAN ARE YOU SERIOUSLY JUST BODYBOOKING ME RIGHT NOW?!