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An insult which is used against people who are clever. It doesn't make much sense because being clever is not a handicap. So all the people who use boff as an insult should try to do a sum which is easier than 2 + 2 , although I doubt their brains would manage it. Then they will find that being a boff is not such a bad thing. It is certainly better than being a chav
Chavette: OMFG ur such a boff.
Boff: Better than being a chav with no brains, like you.
Etc etc.
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To Boff is to close a deal in a sales environment with little or no hope that the deal will stick or an invoice raised pertaining to the order will ever be honoured.
It is an effective sales tactic only if you know you will be in a job no longer than 3 months.
Effective ways to "Boff" would be to uncover personal details by playing a game.
i.e "Can I guess your bank details?"
Or to do it by sleight of hand. i.e. "If you give me your address I can send you out some information" in the full knowledge that you will gain bonus from this poor schmuck whose getting some junk mail they may never make use of.
Excessive "Boffing" can lead to unemployment or excessive office bitching and should be avoided at all costs.
"I just boffed one in!"
"That deal was such a Boff"
"Does he know he's just been Boffed?"
"You are such a Boffer!"
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To sniff or inhale
Ie: boffing deoderant with a tea towel over your face
Luke sat with a tea towel covering his nose and sprayed deoderant onto the tea towel ( boffing )
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Usually the gutteral sound of disaproval made by a stuffy man with a mustache, but can be used as a verbal expression of joy, fear, anger, etc.
Boff, bring us more cherry tomatoes.
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