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bollocks

The most useful word in the English language.

Me:- "OK love, when your grandma and grand dad come around it would be really good if you jump up and down on the sofa shouting Bollocks. Can you do that?"

Mate's 2 year old daughter:-"Yes"

Ten minutes later, old folks arrive, little girl jumps on sofa:

Mate's 2 year old daughter:-"Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks"

Mate's wife:-"Please leave my house"

Me:-"Oh bollocks"

by Fon March 22, 2005

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The Bollocks

1. The best of something, in relation to other examples of the said thing (See also 'The dog's bollocks').

2. A total and utter lie.

1. Did you ever play that game 'Terranigma' on the SNES? It was the bollocks.

2. Never mind the bollocks, let's go on a drugs binge.

by elprza October 28, 2003

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Bollocks

1) The ultimate verbal expression of frustration
2) Utter rubbish
3) 'dog's bollocks' - can't be bettered

As a swear-word bollock is the dog's bollocks

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

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Bollocks

Good ENGLISH swear word.

Americans talk bollocks.

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

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bollocks

1.A word that we can say in America to confuse everyone.
2. Balls, nuts, testicles.
3. Expression of dismay or a substandard quality, unless belonging to a dog, in which case it means that the situation is highly satisfactory.

a:That film was bollocks!

b:I thought it was the dogs bollocks.

a:For bollocks sake you bollocking bollock, grow some bollocking bollock or I'll give you a bollocking followed by a sharp kick to the bollocks.

by dudeman April 16, 2004

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Bollocks

Balls or testicles

never mind the bollocks, here's the sex pistols

by Ken December 2, 2002

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bollocks

British term, an exclamation of something bad or said when something bad happens. Antonym is dog's bollocks (the).

I can't stand this. It's utter bollocks.

by Matt Williams January 13, 2004

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