Dogs bollox

There is the dog as in top dog and if one is considered to be the dogs bollox they are the most important part of that dog as we all know how much dogs like to mate.If you touch the dogs bollox be very careful how you do it coz the dog can bite even if he simply does not like how you are looking at his bollox.

She is so hot she is the dogs bollox

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farkin' bollox

a traditional welsh language phrase, derived from the indo-european language of 'colloquism'. Used mainly as an expletive when accidents occurr. Can also be used on rare forms of expressions of happinness.

when hitting oneself with a hammer: "ow, farkin' bollox!"

or when doing something fantastic: wow! farkin' bollox

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beez bollox

To mean the best - Latest saying over the origina 'Dogs bollocks'

Cor, you're so the beez bollox man!

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bi-bolloxed

The act of getting bolloxed every other night. Having a night off and getting bollxed the night after.

- What ya doing tonight bud?
- im getting bi-bolloxed
- ah, guess i wont see ya tomorrow then!
- yeah, but pop round for another sesh the night after??

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Demon Bollox

when your balls are that big they rub on your legs and makea rash

my legs have a rash near my balls i think i have demon bollox

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ask-me-bollox

Irish phrase used in the North of Dublin to question the truth of a given statement, or the honesty of the speaker

A: Hey I just shagged Brad Pitt and Colin Farrell at the same time.
B: Ask-me-Bollox ye lying cow.

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Bolloxed

To become so drunk that you struggle to remember your own name.

Don’t go near yer man, he’s so bleedin’ bolloxed, he’ll t’ink yer a lamppost.