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Once commonly used as the filling of a sandwich, this meat, partially comprised of filler and hoof, is today the hottest party accessory. Across the country, socialites blow between .5-1 gram of cocaine, then strip to their underwear, and cover themselves with bologna. They wear "meat masks" made of bologna with eye holes cut into them for optimal visibility. Some hot celebs who have been photographed having cocaine-fueled bologna parties: Eva Longoria, Tom Cruise, Richard Gere, Gwyneth Paltrow.
Ben: "Hey, we need three pounds of bologna...I have a couple spicgooks coming over for a coke-fueled meat party tonight!"
Tom: "Oh they're coming?! Holy Niggadick! I'll go pick up the bologna and an eight-ball!"
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Lunch meat to masturbate with if heated in the microwave for 15 seconds
Guy 1: Got any Bologna
Guy 2: Yeah why?
Guy1: I gotta go to the bathroom
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The outer skin folds of the vagina similar to batwings.
Look at the bologna on that pussy! Anyone got some mustard?
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N. The smell most commonly attributed to white people
My roomate freshman year was this white dude from Kansas, he had our dorm smelling like bologna.
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bologna ( pronounced ba-lone-ee ) Is the black people's steak.
raeven made a bologna sandwich for sam.
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the act of exagerrating to an extreme
that is the most bolognaness ive ever heard.
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The opposite or H.A.M. (Hard As a Mother-fucker).
I be goin H.A.M. but you niggas are straight bologna!
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