jewish bonanza

When your walking down the street and you see an abnormally large gathering of orthodox Jews and their 20 children.

Paul : OH MY G!!!
Adam : what's wrong??
Paul : Check out that Jewish bonanza!!!
Adam : HOLY FUCK!!! THEY'RE HEADED STRAIGHT FOR US!!!
Paul : HIDE YOUR CHANGE!!!!!

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Dick Bonanza

A fucking large penis frenzy, with plenty of sword fighting. It usually results in golden showers.

Gunna: Hey Deathspike, wanna come to a Dick Bonanza with me later tonight?

Deathspike: That's alright, I kind of made other plans earlier today.

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Birdshot Bonanza

Sticking your dick inside a sawed-off with your friend and firing the gun.

Hey, Alan wanna do a Birdshot Bonanza?

Alan: sure!

Cum Bonanza

When many men gather round a slut (see: cum junky) and proceed to jack thei meaty hogs until they splooge their mighty man cream into their every orifice.

Suzy was excited about the forthcoming cum bonanza, cum goggles ready and all

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ballsack bonanza

When you get a girl drunk and passed out then you and your friends begin to rub your ball sack all over her face while she sleeps.

We got a hoe set up for ballsack bonanza tonite, you fuckers in?

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titty bonanza

The female version of a sausage fest, where the number of women far exceeds the number of men at a social gathering.

Dude, the Backstreet Boys concert was a total titty bonanza--I got numbers just from being one of a dozen guys there!

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Railroad bonanza

A jumble of activity, or too many things going on at once, usually referring to the number of people involved and their extreme enthusiasm.

I couldn't get into the rally it was such a railroad bonanza.

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