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A pizza without any of them shits called bones put in it.
Person 1: bruh, I'm dead ass hungry right now.
*phones pizza*
Person 2: Ya pizza, whatchu want?
Person 1:lemme get uhhhhhhh, a BONELESS PIZZA, wit a 2 litre of coke
Person 2: fuck kind of pizza? Oh, and 2 L I T R E M A C H I N E 🅱️ R O K E. We got one litre though
Person 1: fuck you mean 🅱️? Ight LOOK, lemme get that pizza, B O N E L E S S.
Person 2: uh, pizza don't got bone on it.
Person 1: the fuck did I just say then?
Person 2: you said "LEMME GET IT B O N E L E S S", like pizza got a damn bone in it.
Person 1: y'all got bones in Ya shit then?
Person 2: nah
Person 1: so what's the problem?
Person 2: D I C K H E A D. Name one pizza that got bone on it.
Person 1: just don't put them shits in my pizza bruh, how many times I gotta say it.
Person 2: bruh, jus explain to me how the fuck pizza can be boneless?
Person 1: if it don't got bone in it, iss B O N E L E S S
Person 2: son what school you go to?
Person 1: dawg, I don't understand the problem. Just make my shit, B O N E L E S S, D E A D A S S.
Person 2: I'm deadass not making this pizza
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When a man shaves the inside of his butt cheeks. A reference made in China, IL.
Word on the street is a boneless filet it hot!
Water without bones (water with no ice)
May I get some boneless water?
Do you drink boneless water?
Is that boneless water?
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Is a pizza dat ain't got no bones in it
Can I get uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh... boneless pizza
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Don't get your boneless children up my nose.
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Denki Kaminari from class 1A's was of saying water.
E.G
"Yo! Sparky-Boom-Boom-Man! Pass me some of that boneless ice"
Translates to:
"Yo! Bakugou! Pass me a glass of Water
me:" can i get some boneless ice?
waiter:" do you want any flavoring with that ma'am?"
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