Stoner Boner

When a stoner (smoker of herb) sees so much marijuana they become sexually aroused.

"Tom picked up an ounce of oj cush last night man"
"Niiiice"
"Yeah it gave me a stonking stoner boner!"
"Mann just shut up and smoke thaaat"

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Stoner-Boner

completely heterosexual boner that a dude gets from watching an evan stone porn movie.

Ben: John why do you have a boner?
John: Im watching an evan stone movie
Ben: A Stoner-Boner???
John: Yeah dude
Ben: Nice.

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Stoner Boner

When a person is high and gets horny

Person 1: Bro, are you hard?
Person 2: Don't worry about, it's just a Stoner Boner

stoner boner

a stoner's (person who is stoned) boner (erect penis)

"Look! Erik's got a stoner boner!"

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Stoner boner

When a man smokes dope, and as a result gets aboner, or can't control his sexual urges.

(Everyone in the examples is high as a kite)
Lexi: I gotta go-o-o you guys. Byebyeeee!!!
Robert: Hahahahaha okay. Can I have a hug?

Lexi: Ye-eah! Hahaha
(They hug)

Lexi: LULULULUL ROBERT GOT A STONER BONER! HAHAHAHA
Robert: HAHAHAHHAH I CAN'T HELP IT!
Bystanders: *nervous laugh*

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Stoner Boner

Refers to an elivated sence of sexuality induced by narcotics.

“Girl put the drugs down! You don’t really want to fuck him. You just have a stoner boner.”

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stoner boner

When someone feels their blunt rolling ability is superior to the ability of everyone else (Getting 'aroused' over their ability to roll).

Ryan: "Hey Steve, wanna smoke?"
Steve: "Only if I get to role it."
Alex: "Steve has a huge stoner boner"

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