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boner

Something you get in class. Fucking annoying.
Fixed by going to bathroom and wanking off, or flipping around between the pants and stomach.

I was working on an essay in English III and got a boner! GOD DAMMIT! Now I have to non-chalantly flip it up between my pants and stomach! GOD DAMMIT SOMEONE SAW ME!

by A God Damned Furry September 11, 2011

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boner

when the blood from your brain goes to your penis when you see a hot girl.

*coming out of a swimming pool* oh crap I have a boner! *shows through your shorts* dammit!!!

by TheNomster November 9, 2011

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Boner

When a guys dick is happy

"Man your boner is happy!"

by VastKilla February 7, 2015

278๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


boner

Another name for erection

I was sitting in social studies doing my work then my crush Ashley got up and bent over the desk in front of me. I sat there staring at her ass and didn't realize I had a big boner. She sat back down and looked at me and smiled then turned around. I looked down at my boner and bit my lip. Thank goodness I was in the back of the class. I unzipped my zipper and took my boner out. I looked to see if there was anyone looking and slowly started jacking off. I moaned softly and the teacher stared at me for a moment then looked down. I went back to jacking off but then my hand gir tired. I rubbed it with the desk and bit my lip. I had so many waves of pleasure go thru me then I came under the desk with a loud moan and everyone stared at me.

by mlpgod June 10, 2017

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Boner

The worst thing that could happen in a classroom full of people

Bob: Uh oh!
Joe: What is it?
Bob: I got a boner
Joe: OOF that sucks. Hope the teacher doesn't ask you to present
Teacher: Bob, can you come up here please?
Bob: Shit!

by TROLLKING9001 July 13, 2020

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boner

Another word for erection

I sat in class bored
I started thinking about my crush and got a boner. I tried hiding it by sliding it under the desk but felt pleasure when I did that. I took out my big boner and slid it under the desk again and bit my lip. My teacher looked at me weirdly and went back to his work. I went faster n moaned quietly. There were so many waves of pleasure going thru me right now. I moaned loudly as the class looked at me with wide eyes when they saw all my cum on the desk and my penis.

by mlpgod June 10, 2017

342๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


Boner

Erect penis that happens when a male is sexually excited/stimulated. When blood flow rushes to it and causes it to stick up directly!

Kade has got a boner. Look at him!

by loverb0yy April 15, 2021

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