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A shop in The University of Aberdeen which sells second-hand books. Inhabited by a range of utterly insane students who have nothing else to do with their time and make too many awkward and random jokes.
Volunteer A: Yo, you going to Bookends?
Volunteer B: Duh, what else have I got to do with my life.
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Volunteer C: When do we get the new computer system?
Volunteer D: Dude, we work at BOOKENDS; so, I'm guessing 22nd century (TBD).
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A form of homosexual foreplay where two men situate themselves naked on the floor in the shape of two 'L's with the backs of their legs together - representing two bookends from a birdseye view.
The touch of ball sacks is enough to drive those gays crazy and they are well on the road to brown loving.
"I saw this DVD called 'BookEnders'. They were bookending in it!"
"We bookended till the veins popped up"
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A vapish dolt. An unruly sort whose behavior is often associated with staring off into space for no apparent reason, comfortable watching the grass grow, spending all day in bed looking at the ceiling.
man 1: Look at that dude over there, eatin' his fingernails and starin' at the floor.
man 2: Yea man, that dude is a bookend, ain't nothin' goin' on in his life.
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noun:someone who does not ever move or change, also someone who is awkward and strange
The boys who leaved in unit e room 12 were total bookends because they never left their room
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To arrive at work before, and depart from work after, your lazy-ass coworkers.
Tom is very unhappy that he's been bookending his jackass boss Harry.
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A shot of tequila, followed by a carbomb, followed by another shot of tequila.
My friends had been drinking for two hours before I got there, so I ordered bookends to catch up.
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When you're texting your friend replying with a lol, and then continue on with your own comment and/or joke, and add another lol at the end for emphasis.
Bobby: Yo did you watch last night's episode of American Crime Story? Shit was bananas.
Suraya: Lol yeah it was good, but I still hate David Schwimmer lol.
Bobby: Them bookend lols can't stop won't stop.