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While you are engaging in doggy style sex a co-worker walks in and catches you in the act and without hesitation you stick out your hand the index finger and birdie finger extended and point to the girl and say "GET IN HERE"! thus forming the THE BOOTSTRAP TURNER or the eiffel tower!
at a party you talk a girl into going somerwhere to be alone. shortly after starting doggy style sex a man bursts in and you without hesitation say hey get in here! thus forming the eiffel tower or "THE BOOTSTRAP TURNER"
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Also known as self-capitalization, this is how most start-ups actually capitalize themselves. Sources of bootstrap capital include: soft capital (Mom/Dad/Rich Uncle Buck), home equity loans, supplier credit, consulting, credit cards, retainers, deposits, progress payments, receivables factoring, partners, sponsorships, guarantors, pre-sales, launch clients and more. Bootstrap capital allows the ownership to keep control of their own enterprises and not lose them to VCs and other debt or equity holders.
“Two former students decide to start a home building business. They have no capital so they: 1. find a friendly landowner who allows them to set up shop in a field and pre-sell homes with no money up front to the landowner (who gets paid when the homes sell); 2. they pre-sell 10 homes and take deposits of $20,000 per home so now they have $200,000 in their bank account; 3. they get 90 and 120 day terms from their suppliers so that the suppliers also get paid when the homes sell; 4. they take their 10 Agreements of Purchase and Sale and pledge those to the Bank for a LOC (effectively borrowing their clients' credit scores). After two years, they have $800,000 in the Bank and own 100% of the business. This example demonstrates five sources of bootstrap capital: supplier credit, pre-sales, launch clients, deposits and guarantors.”
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The long, dangly, meaty labia of a female relative.
I snuck into my cousin’s room and hiked up her night gown and gave a good tugging to her Alabama bootstraps before I cornholed her.
The small area of skin between the vagina or penis/ball sack and the anus that is particularly dirty and smelly because of a failed back to front wipe job. In other words, a taint with some shit on it.
Also known as taint, grundle or gooch.
I was railing my neighbor’s wife from behind when I began getting some wafts of dirty ass. I looked down to her Cincinnati bootstrap needed a bit of a wash.
I wiped my ass the wrong way cause I was in a hurry and gave myself a Cincinnati boot strap.
The homeless dude was washing his Cincinnati bootstrap in the Park fountain.
When a rugged older man rubs his rough taint on a younger lady's face/mouth
Sure I'm getting up there in age, but that doesn't stop me from going to a bar by the college and finding a nice young broad to give a texas bootstrap to.
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The belief that you can pull yourself out of any situation by yourself. Coservative Idiology bases some of it's beliefes on this idea.
Today our Political Science Professor taught us about the Bootstrap Ideology.
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Mechanical Engineering Definition:
<i>Dynamic system operation in which, once a cycle has been started by external power, working fluid maintains a self-sustaining process.</i>
In other words, a system that, at first, requires a source to start, eventually becoming independent of that source.
The combustion engine that makes your car move is a bootstrap operation.
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