A guy who's well versed in seeking and attaining the pleasures of the tight female bootyhole. Typically their tactic is to sneak in a St. Louis shocker ("accidental anal") and never call the girl again. Can also refer to a homosexual.
Jason: I totally slipped it into Alyysa's brown eye last night when we were having sex!
Paul: No way dude, that's four in one week. You're becoming a regular bootyhole bandit!
Karl: That new guy at work, Jake, seems pretty cool.
Tim: I dunno man. I hear he's a little limp wristed. Possible bootyhole bandit.
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when he hits it from the back too hard and it hurt too much to bear and l he won’t stop, so it’s forced.
911: what’s your emergency
Her: my dad just bootyhole raped me without stopping
911: the fbi is coming
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When a guy grows his beard so long, it grazes the females anus while he is giving oral pleasure resulting in tickling.
-Man dawg what does your ole lady think of your beard being so long?
-Bro, you know she can't resist the bootyhole tickler.
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Hey i'm -1 years old and i just came out of my moms big booty. my body is aching and i have rope burn when i came out of her butt. i'm lookin for sum fuk and also a nice, boLD, big cok. I also like playing skat porn simulators, suicide hotline, and gay rambioli. I'm pretty desperate to suk a tiddy right now but still why would i want someone's smelly vag when i can eat man ass instead, i got bored of being straight because i realized i could fucking rape someone with the slab of meat between my legs. So i really like masturbating to paintings of Hitler's mustache laced in semen. I also have a kink shaming fetish specifically for the big hit movie boss baby. Hit me UP BITCH i'm a hit with the local fat blak men in my area pls help they want to eat my ass im scared. They are probably mad at me for accidently shoving a chicken wing up Tyrone's ass but besides that i'm a really nice guy with a lot of potential to eat ass... MAN ASS... I'm always looking for that special glittered dildo i accidently glued to a gorillas ass cheek at the zoo.\
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a pack made by touching bootyholes
“Ashton and I, Camryn, would love to make you apart of the bootyhole pack”
“YES I WOULD LOVE TO” -Maverick Whistler
A person who acts like an ass then gets butt hurt and blames other people for their problems. An overly sensitive hypocrite
Khodee freaked on Shamar, Shamar madeout with Mike, and Mike sucked off Khodee then they all cried for cheating on each other. They’re all stinky bootyholes!
A strong, intense smell that immediately reminds you of booty hole.
A faint but noticeable smell that smells like concentrated butt hole.
Concentrated butt hole salts
Person A: Smell this blanket.
Person B: I don't smell anything
Person A: *Stretches the blanket out to sniff the smell*
Person B: OH SHIT THAT SMELLS LIKE DRY BOOTYHOLE!
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