Both Sides Now

Taking a shit and ejaculating at the same time

the definition says it all

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Both Sides Now

refers to the male leaving the copulation bed because he needs to take a crap, he sits there with his hard-on outside of the toilet bowl, drops a big turd and immediately flings a load of ejaculate toward the bathroom wall in front of him. There is no feeling of orgasming, simply of unloading some jism. Return to the bed and cum a lesser load.

the definition says it all

I had to stop humping her to go drop a load, and I did, from Both Sides Now.

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Buttering both sides of the bread

To go much harder than is necessary. Worthless overachievment.

"Aww man, I studied for three hours and the test turned out to be easy! I really buttered both sides of the bread on this one."

"Dude last night I took ten viagra before fucking my girlfriend!"
"Woah man, why you always gotta be buttering both sides of the bread?"

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I see both sides like chanel

A Bisexual statement made famous by Frank Ocean's song "Chanel," and it's supposed to be a metaphor since the Chanel logo has two C's facing opposite ways... c what he did there?

Boi: You gay?
Boi 2: nah fam, I see both sides like chanel

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You can't call both sides of the coin?

Sadly, a choice has to be made.

Heads or Tails?
Up or Down?
Left or Right?
Coin Toss.
You can't call both sides of the coin?

i hope both sides of your pillows are warm

a terrifying insult, only chosen ones can use it

Dude, i hope both sides of your pillows are warm

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Chewing with both sides of your mouth

Wait what!? I can't you fucking idiot. There's a hole in my tooth!

Hym "You have got to be fucking shitting me, does NOT chewing with both sides of your mouth contribute to TMJ!? Well what in the fuck am I supposed to do about that now you son of a bitch!? God damnit. Oh and does my concern for the spontaneous increase in the severity of my symptoms insult you? Is it not worth your time? Fucking prick."