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Heavy cargo coming through!
In other words: A fecal matter that provides an absolutele feeling of relief, but takes you on your last journey due to complete obliteration of your asshole. terally speaking, the biggest sacrifice one can ever make. Even though it is said that the dead do not feel pain, one that has encountered a Bowel Ripper should still avoid sitting in the boat crossing the river Styx.
Also known as one kind of "Catharsis" in certain unspeakable circles.
Hold my hand, Jean! Even if this Bowel Ripper will be my undoing, our love can never be torn apart like my bleeding asshole.
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When one's bowels are out of control and could blow at any second. Also known as "wild bowels" and in some cases the green apple splatters. Often associated with mud butt.
When I eats ribs, about an hour afterwards I gets wile bowels and end up stuck onn the toilet for hours.
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The process of taking a large poop. It can be solid or loose but the more the better.
Cindy: John, I ate at Pollo Campero 15 minutes ago and then I had sudden bowel evacuation.
John: Maybe it wasn't the food.
Cindy: It's happened the last two times I ate there.
The moment in which you are in a very busy public washroom taking a massive dump, and all of the sudden you let out a graceful, juicy fart followed by a breath-taking plop of the log you could finally squeeze out. Impressing everyone with your success. But be warned, for a performance can turn out bad, for these performances can go two ways, you can either let out an amazing fart and an inspriring drop of your success, or a wimp fart and just a drip of a poop.
Dude, while I was in the washroom someone did a perfect bowel performance, I'd give it a 10/10.
To “go down on” or perform oral sex on someone’s anus.
If someone loves the tongue on anus action, you would refer to them as a mad bowel growler.
When one extends cunnilingus from port 1 to port 2, they are bringing the bowel growl into play.
I met this chick who's mad for the bowel growl
Hey, Frank, that chick at the bar looks like she'd love a good bowel growl
She's nuts for the bowel growl
With the economy the way it is, always remember, bowel growls are free
It's like the Super Bowl, only with feces.
Wow, the burrito supreme treated me to an outstanding super bowel. Bruce Springsteen even performed at the half!
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